pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

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One of my strangest secret hopes is that a guy whom I’ve never met, will walk up to me and ask me out on a date. I know it’s the twenty-first century, and girls can ask guys out, but it would be nice. So, that being said, If we haven’t met, please come talk to me.

showslow:

Photography by Caras Ionut

austinjbullock:

jeszing:

 

Baby octopus. Baby octopus.

theraggedyhipster:

every time I see a HP fan in public carrying a wand around, I want to run up to them and be like “SWEET MERLIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WALKING AROUND WITH THAT OUT YOU’LL EXPOSE US ALL!” and go to take the wand and the second I touch it I’ll slowly release them and go “oh, it… it’s not a real wand, haha, yes, of course it isn’t real at all.”

and just back away slowly into the shadows

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austinjbullock:

This is too awesome to NOT reblog.

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escapekit:

College for Creative Studies’ PSA Campaign

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pavorst:

I run with a smile on my face. I run in the early mornings when the birds are asleep and the sun is limbering out of bed. My shins prick like needles and my stomach is in knots. What is that sharp pain at my ribs? I don’t have time to think. My heart is a tick tick metronome, a rising time bomb….

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

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